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Fashion forward looks for the modern man who knows what he wants. And what he wants is to blend in near playgrounds.
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Our most popular line returns with new essentials. Designed for comfort, mobility, and... discretion. Every piece is carefully crafted to help you go about your day unnoticed.
Now featuring moisture-wicking fabrics and stain-resistant finishes. Because you never know when things might get messy. In collaboration with Balenciaga.
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The minds behind the movement
Patrick Michaels (left) and James LeBron showcase the Spring 2024 collection
Former mall security guard turned fashion entrepreneur. Patrick's keen eye for "observing trends" led him to create clothing that lets you blend into any environment. His motto: "If they can't see you coming, they can't see you leaving."
A self-taught designer with a background in "mobile retail operations." James brings an unparalleled understanding of what the modern man needs: pockets. Lots of pockets. And stain-resistant fabrics. Don't ask why.